Entertainment Sister Mi, I don t want to work hard anymore! Chapter 97 on Novelsera

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If Fallon really let her perform.
Isn’t she a conspicuous bag?
When the conspicuous bag is not to say.
The point is that it will also disgrace China.
That’s a big problem.
……
The Chinese audience in front of the live broadcast room,
They were all surprised by Su Ye’s answer.
though
Su Ye replied.
Looks quite humorous.
But if Fallon lets him and Jing Tian perform kung fu in public,
But the two couldn’t perform,
Isn’t that a shame?
Su Ye was too unwise.
……
Fallon was a little surprised by Su Ye’s answer.
He hurriedly asked:
“So, you know Chinese kung fu?”
“Then can you show you Huaguo Kung Fu?”
“Let’s open our minds. ”
Jing Tian didn’t know how to answer.
After all, where will she show Huaguo kung fu.
She can split a fork at most.
It was Su Ye who taught her.
Su Ye readily agreed:
“Yes. ”
Seeing that Su Ye actually agreed.
Jing Tian couldn’t help but become very anxious.
Although she knew,
Su Ye’s waist and kidneys are very strong,
But Su Ye didn’t learn kung fu.
How does this show?
What the hell was Su Ye thinking?
……
The Chinese audience in front of the live broadcast room,
Seeing that Su Ye actually agreed to show Huaguo Kung Fu.
Everyone looked at it and shook their heads.
You’re a director,
What kind of kung fu are you showing?
Isn’t this “Teacher Ma” playing Tai Chi – shameful!
……
Seeing that Su Ye agreed, Fallon said,
Immediately overjoyed.
He hurriedly said:
“Then please show us Huaguo Kung Fu, let’s take a look at the mysterious martial arts from the East,”
And in his heart,
What I thought was that I would soon be able to expose the scam of Huaguo Kung Fu.
All right
In Fallon’s heart,
In fact, I never believed in Chinese kung fu.
He has always felt that Huaguo Kung Fu is a lie.
Bruce Lee is just an actor.
Ironically, there are some Europeans and Americans,
actually really believed in Huaguo Kung Fu.
What Fallon is going to do today,
is to let this part of Europeans and Americans,
See clearly the deceptive nature of Chinese kung fu.
Let this group of people stop believing in any bullshit Huaguo Kung Fu.
……
Su Ye stood up and said to Fallon:
“You can ask the staff to take an unopened bottle of whiskey,”
“And an apple, a sharpened pencil for me?”
Although Fallon didn’t understand what Su Ye wanted these things to do,
But
He still immediately let the staff,
found what Su Ye needed.
……
Su Ye picked up the whiskey first,
He handed it to Fallon and said:
“Look at this bottle of whiskey, if it’s real?”
“Could it be a movie prop?”
When Fallon heard this,
Immediately checked the whiskey bottle,
After a bang,
He said to the audience with certainty:
“It’s true, it’s not a prop. ”
Besides,
This was prepared by the staff of the TV station.
Definitely won’t prepare movie props for Su Ye.
……
Su Ye nodded,
He said to Fallon:
“You just hold the whiskey in your hands and don’t move. ”
Fallon put his hands forward,
With his arms parallel to the ground, holding a wine bottle,
He asked Su Ye puzzled:
“Sue, what do you want to do?”
This question,
It’s also what all viewers want to know.
Everyone couldn’t understand Su Ye’s operation at all.
Jing Tian couldn’t understand it.
The Chinese audience also couldn’t understand it.
Isn’t it to perform Chinese kung fu?
What is the wine bottle for?
Could it be that Su Ye wants to perform kicking and smashing the wine bottle?
But it’s simply not possible, right?
……
Su Ye didn’t explain,
He saw Fallon raise the bottle.
Suddenly Shen stretched out a finger,
Quickly slash towards the mouth of the bottle.
“Bang. ”
I heard the sound of glass shattering.
The bottleneck of the whiskey bottle in Fallon’s hand,
It was easily broken by Su Ye with one finger.
The wine inside was spilled a little.
……
Watfack!
Look at the shattered bottles.
Fallon looked stupid.
He opened his jaw wide,
Pointing to the broken bottle for a moment,
Pointing at Su Ye’s finger for a while,
Completely speechless in shock.
He originally wanted to see Su Ye make a fool of himself.
After all, Huaguo kung fu garbage,
It’s already an open secret.
But I never thought that
Su Ye actually used one finger,
And he smashed the hard bottle.
That’s too explosive, isn’t it?
It also completely subverted Fallon’s prejudice against Chinese kung fu.
……
Foreigners in front of the TV,
It’s just as stupid.
Everyone couldn’t help but open their jaws wide, revealing a ghostly expression.
“Oh Maiga, is this true? I can’t be hallucinating, right~?”
“Oh my God, what do I see? Is this something that a human being can do?”
“Waterfack, with one finger, you can break the bottle, won’t the finger be broken?”
“Are you sure it’s not magic?”
“Isn’t Huaguo Kung Fu fake? Why is this Su Ye so powerful?”
“Could it be that there really is a super serum in this world?”
“Is this the real Chinese Kung Fu? Chinese Kung Fu is so cool!”
“……”
The Chinese audience in front of the live broadcast room.
He was also speechless with shock.
Chinese audiences know that
Today’s Chinese kung fu is actually a flower fist embroidered leg that can only be performed.
It looks good, but it doesn’t have any actual combat ability at all.
But Su Ye, what’s going on?
Why are his fingers so strong?
……
Jing Tian has always known,
Su Ye’s power is great.
Able to hug a kitten like a kitten,
Pick her up easily,
Continuous output for an hour.
Even if she shouted tired, he didn’t cry tired.
But Jing Tian never thought of it,
Su Ye was able to use one finger,
Smash the bottle.
My husband, is he so perverted?
……
Fallon recovered from the shock.
He asked Su Ye in disbelief:
“Sue, you, how the hell did you do that?”
Su Ye pretended to be forced:
“This is Huaguo Kung Fu,”
“Through consistent exercise,”
“Plus the right way to exercise,”
“You can do things that go beyond the limits. ”
Fallon:
“Can I see your finger?”
“Do you have any finger injuries?”
Actually, he wanted to see,
Su Ye’s fingers,
Will it be fitted with an iron finger sleeve?
He still can’t believe the soft Chinese kung fu,
Able to break hard bottle mouths.
Su Ye opened his palm to examine Falun.
His fingers looked very slender.
There were no wounds.
And there are no iron finger sleeves.
Fallon examined,
Exclaimed excitedly:
“It’s incredible,”
“It’s incredible. ”
He said to the audience:
“I dare to swear to God, this bottle is definitely not a movie prop,”
“It turns out that the Chinese kung fu in the movie is real!” (read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)
He suddenly remembered something,
Pointing to the pencil and apple on the table, he asked Su Ye:
“Sue, you just asked for apples and pencils, I don’t know what you’re going to do with them?”
“Is it also a performance of Chinese kung fu?”
Su Ye picked up the apple,
It was placed on top of Fallon’s head.
He said to Fallon:
“You turn around and turn your back to everyone. Be careful not to drop the apples. ”
Fallon with the apple on his back,
Some are worried:
“Sue, tell me honestly, what do you want to do?”
Su Ye comforted:
“Don’t worry, don’t do anything, you just turn around. ”
Fallon:
“But I have a bad premonition in my heart,”
That being said,
But he turned around slowly.
Su Ye reminded:
“Just stand straight and don’t move. ”
Fallon turned his back to everyone and spoke:
“You don’t mean to tap an apple with your fingers, do you?”
“You can even break a wine bottle, and surely an apple can break it too,”
Su Ye sold Guan Zidao:
“You’ll find out later. Don’t let the apples fall. ”
Everyone was curious.
Su Ye this time,
What exactly do you want to do?
Everyone stared at Su Ye intently.
Jing Tian is no exception.
……
Su Ye picked up the pencil.
Took a few steps back.
It wasn’t until he was about five meters away from Fallon that he stopped.
After Su Ye stopped,
Glancing at the apple on Fallon’s head.
And then without any nonsense,
He took the pencil in his hand and shot it at Fallon.
The next moment.
The pencil was firmly inserted into the apple above Fallon’s head.
The apple didn’t even fall,
……
Coax!
The audience,
When I saw the pencil on the apple,
The jaw and eyes were shocked to the ground.
Everyone covered their chins or foreheads in disbelief.
It looks like a cracked scalp.
After a brief silence,
Exclamations, screams, suddenly resounded throughout the studio hall.
It almost toppled the ceiling of the studio hall.
“Even buy Ka, this is incredible!”
“Oh Maiga, is this true?”
“Oh no, I’m not hallucinating, am I?”
“Oh my God, it’s even more incredible than breaking a bottle with one finger. ”
“Can anyone tell me how the hell Sue did it?”
“If Sue makes a mistake, Fallon’s head won’t be pierced with a pencil, right?”
“I only know now that the secret weapon plot in the Huaguo kung fu movie is true!”
“……”
Jing Tian only felt that he was about to be stupid.
She suddenly discovered.
This handsome man in front of him who has been deeply understood hundreds of times,
It turned out to be a little strange.
It wasn’t until this moment that she understood,
It turned out that on Su Ye’s body,
There were so many secrets she didn’t know.
……
The audience in Huaguo was so shocked that they were about to crash.
Just now, Su Ye used his fingers to smash the wine bottle,
It can also be said that Su Ye’s strength is great.
But now,
How to explain it?
“There’s only one possibility. Su Ye really knew kung fu. And it’s real kung fu. ”
“No wonder Su Ye dared to say that he knew kung fu just now, he really can!”
“I thought that Su Ye would become “Teacher Ma”, but I didn’t expect that Su Ye turned out to be Grandmaster Su!”
“Su Ye deserves to be Su Ye, it’s too awesome,”
“The filming department is a hit, and his acting skills in movies are comparable to those of actors, and now he will be really kung fu, what else in this world Su Ye can’t do?”
“God’s preference for Su Ye is too much. ”
“Su Ye’s pencil wearing apples in his hand can definitely be regarded as a killing technique. ”
“It’s over, now all foreigners probably have to believe that we Chinese people are really good at kung fu. ”
“……”
Fallon heard a scream coming from behind him, and exclaimed,
He was about to die of curiosity.
He asked aloud to the crowd:
“What the hell is going on?”
“Why are you so excited all of a sudden?”
“Sue, can I turn around?”
In the last sentence, he asked Su Ye.
Until now, he didn’t know,
The apple on top of his head has a pencil in his head.
Su Ye said to Falun:
“Fallon, you can turn around. ”
Fear that the apple above his head would fall, Fallon suddenly turned around stiffly.
He asked the audience:
“Can anyone tell me what just happened?”
“Why are you all so excited?”
“Did you see aliens?”
The audience in the audience immediately told Falun what had just happened.
Others pointed to the apple above Fallon’s head,
Let Fallon see for himself.
Fallon heard the information from the audience around him,
The whole person is about to crash.
“What did you say?”
“Sue pierced the apple on top of my head with a pencil five meters away?”
“It’s absolutely impossible?”
“There is no one other than God who can pierce the apple on my head with a pencil from five meters away. ”
“And I didn’t even feel the apple on top of my head being pierced!”
While saying that it is absolutely impossible,
Fallon touched the apple above his head.
However, as soon as he touched the apple, Fallon froze.
Because, he also touched the pencil on the apple.
Fallon was shocked and took the apple.
When he saw that there was actually a pencil stuck in the apple,
The whole person is in a sluggish state.
Holding the apple in his hand, he asked the crowd:
“Tell me honestly, how did Su he do it just now?”
“Is this magic?”
“Is Su uniting with you to trick me with magic?”
The audience immediately shouted and replied.
“It’s not magic, it’s Sue’s magic!”
“Su didn’t unite us to lie to you, this apple was really stabbed by Su five meters away, throwing out a pencil. ”
“Swear in the name of God, this is what Sue received with Chinesekungfu. ”
“Sue is like a western sharpshooter, and with a single click, she stabs the apple above your head. ”
“If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it. But it’s true. ”
“……”
Not only did the audience help Su Ye prove,
Even photographers,
The choreographers and directors all jumped out to help Su Ye prove it.
Now,
Even if Fallon finds it incredible (Nono’s),
And he finally believed,
The apple above his head,
It was indeed Su Ye who pierced it five meters away.
“Oh buy karma,”
Fallon couldn’t help but hold his head with his hands in horror,
“Is Huaguo Kung Fu so magical?”
“It simply turned my worldview upside down,”
“And,”
He looked scared and said:
“Su Ruo missed just now, wasn’t my head pierced by a pencil?”
“Oh my God, when I think about this, I feel weak in my legs and a chill in my back. ”
When Su Ye heard this, he couldn’t help but comfort the frightened Falun:
“You don’t have to worry. I’m sure I’m absolutely sure that’s why you’re holding the apple. ”
Fallon said to Su Ye:
“If you told me beforehand, you would do this,”
“Unless you threaten my wife with a gun,”
“Otherwise, I would never have agreed to put the apple on top of my head. ”
Su Ye:
“As a gentleman, I would never threaten a lady. ”
Fallon asked Su Ye curiously:
“How the hell do you do that? I feel like it’s magic. Is Huaguo Kung Fu so magical?”
Su Ye pretended to be forced:
“With super arm strength and consistent exercise, you can do it. ”
Fallon said with admiration:
“Now, I completely believe in Huaguo Kung Fu. It’s awesome!”
“That, I can worship you as a teacher,”
“Can I learn Xi Chinese kung fu from you?”
Learn how to shoot an apple through five meters with a pencil, it’s cool!”
Su Ye’s kung fu was purchased from the portable mall.
Moreover, Su Ye’s strength is not something that normal people can have.
Therefore he cannot teach,
He had to make an excuse and excuse himself:
“This skill needs to be practiced Xi a young age, and it also needs to have a certain amount of talent. ”
“If you want to learn now, there’s basically no way to learn it. ”
When Fallon heard this,
I have to regret it.
However, he asked Su Ye a little incomprehensibly:
“Sue, why are you showing so much kung fu,”
“But in mixed martial arts, Chinese kung fu is so rubbish?”.